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August 24 2011

MUSE | Jesse Kamm

I haven’t been keeping up with StyleLikeU.

*sad face*

Something about her has me completely captivated.  And now I want to throw my kid in a sling, walk around and tell him tales of my (not so) wild and (not at all) sordid youth.





July 12 2011

WEAR | all the pretty colors

Just a bit of postpartum dressing inspiration culled from the interwebs…

via the glamourai, Jak & Jil, and Vanessa Jackman

Bold + Neutral = WIN.  Always.





July 08 2011

MUSE | June Ambrose

June Ambrose and son via twitter

June Ambrose makes me believe I can still love the fashun and do the mom-thing.  I adore this woman.





April 06 2011

…the trailer…

In celebration of the weenis growing inside me, I present the trailer that got pulled from theaters.  I really need America to man-up…this movie is going to be all kinds of hilarious.





March 30 2011

…a duo of images…

These two pictures elicited the most ear piercing screams from me yesterday.  The first one for OBVIOUS reasons and the second one because I’ve now apparently hit the “nesting” phase.  I’m nesting.  I never thought I’d utter those words.  Ever.

Ever.

Oh, and I got the boots in the mail last weekend.  I put them on and within 2 seconds, my Achilles was SCREAMING.  My dreams of high-heeled preggo fabulousness have been dashed…for now…or possibly for a while.  Most likely for a while.  Ballet flats are really the jam right now.





February 15 2011

…dooooooooope…

Cee-Lo is amazing.  I haven’t gotten vibes from a video like this since the first time I saw Michael Jackson’s “Leave Me Alone.”

And this coming off the heels of his Elton John muppet performance tribute.  I mean…I mean…

*shouts out to the Lagerfeld switchblade*





February 13 2011

…grammys redux…

I really didn’t think anything else was worth mentioning.





February 10 2011

ZOMG

On an unrelated to anything note, I plan on forcing my cats to dress up as Pokemon for absolutely no reason at all.

Got the pic here

Pikachu kitty WINS EVERYTHING.





February 04 2011

…whip it real hard…

I ain’t neva been mad at lil’ Willow Smith.  How can you be?  She’s just too damn cute!





January 25 2011

…did you watch?..

I won’t do a recap…don’t want to ruin it for people.  If you missed it, go here.

Now…was everyone as shocked as I was when they realized that Sutan was competing?  I swear I couldn’t tell it was him based on the previews.  Hell, all through his audition tape, I was wondering which MAC store/random chance encounter I knew him from.

——–

Although something tells me that I should have suspected something when he came out dressed as Tyra on the episode when they announced the girls were going to Thailand…

Not the picture, but you can see the resemblance is striking…pic from here

It was the last season I was really in to.  Don’t judge me.

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Thankfully, I’m not crazy.  My lovie (and sometimes, other brain half) was able to clear my brain fog:

zesty

So yeah.  Sutan did work at a MAC store and is now slaying hoes left and right on Drag Race.   My pick for the winner…although I AM ecstatic that Shangela is back for a second go ’round.  HALLELU!!!

Please note the fur trimmed chonies.  Alright then.

This is going into recap territory.  I’ll stop here.

Yeah, I’m sorry if none of this means anything to  you because you don’t watch the show.  WATCH THE SHOW.

And I’m sorry if none of this makes any damn sense.  I’m tired.  And hungry.  And hungry.





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