Because my conversations with D are infinitely more entertaining than my clothing. You buy, you sell, you make, you purge. It’s boring.
Viva la snark.
A: Black weirdness festival with musics, and probably jollof rice, and plantains, and Jamaican food carts…so yah; negroid Coachella with less camping.
D: If it’s all hipsters and hoes I feel like…no. But of course I’ll support blahhhh. If I see ONE fringe I’m on flight back home -_-
A: It’s Portland. That’s like asking to not see animals at a zoo. Portland and Austin are sister cities which means they are either the younger sisters of BK or like… close cousins that don’t have as much money but make up for it in chillness or weirdness or always bringing weed.
A: Unrequited love isn’t for anyone. This is why people buy puppies.
D: If you are at the bank withdrawing money you should have considerably fewer problems. Maybe that’s why it’s mostly men in here…Girlfriends home slitting wrists and crying to their single friends. Women are more fun as hoes, I swear.
A: Absolutely. Hoes ain’t got no worries except VD and maybe pregnancy.
A: Very true. Hoes got reversible worries.