I think Yoko Ono is either trolling the fashion world or trying to kill me softly with her men’s collection for Opening Ceremony. With each successive scroll down the page, item after item after item brings me closer to calling upon Francis Conroy as the Dark Angel to come and collect my soul. Maybe this is her way of spreading holiday cheer to the world by way of WTFs. Maybe.
Each of these items was once a humble 40 year old line drawing that, in decades past, was meant for John Lennon to wear. And since it IS the season of giving (and because I haven’t done one of these in a dog’s age), I have one question for the group:
What would you be most delighted to serve up under your tree / menorah / kinara / Festivus pole for your favorite man?
A: assless pants
B: mesh shirt with shoulder cutouts + fondle-me flat front trousers
C: light bulb bra
ball butt hoodie
E: jock strap with LED light
Don’t be shy, people. I won’t tell your love muffins a thing.