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RESPONSE REQUIRED | fuzzy coat edition
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November 28 2011

Hello lovies!  I missed you.  Tons.  I hope everyone had a filling holiday.  Better yet, I hope someone saved me a plate.

No?  Whatever.  I hope you ate well enough and possess the strength to ponder over this, because I have questions.

Notice that the above item is sold out.  Endangered poly blends everywhere are weeping for the loss of their kinsmen.

Now, I can normally fux with Junya on a conceptual level, but I can’t understand why someone would want to walk around like a headless leopard suffering from gigantism.   What purpose does this coat serve (aside from scaring small mammals as you walk by, clearly)?

My gut tells me it’s for the preservation of warmth, but then I noticed the 3/4 sleeves.  Wrists need warmth too, Junya.

Any ideas?

 

ETA: Upon closer inspection, I’ve determined that this coat belongs on the floor of a 70′s stag film set.  This is totally Ron Jeremy’s steez.  What say you?






14 Responses to “RESPONSE REQUIRED | fuzzy coat edition”
  1. WendyB Says:
    November 28, 2011 at 6:20 pm

    It’s for people who don’t feel bulky enough?

  2. Sing Says:
    November 29, 2011 at 8:02 am

    Hideous!

  3. Char Says:
    November 29, 2011 at 9:38 am

    Don’t do it Inny, don’t. This coat looks like the first stuffed animal that gets casts off the island (your childhood bed). The one that got wet and was just ugly after he dried.

    Alicia Reply:

    YES!!! It TOTALLY looks like that toy!

  4. molly Says:
    November 29, 2011 at 10:42 am

    ugh. gah. blech.

  5. kips Says:
    November 29, 2011 at 12:07 pm

    it’s a STATEMENT!!!!!!!!!!! piece

    Alicia Reply:

    I missed you, kips! =D

  6. STOP IT RIGHT NOW Says:
    November 30, 2011 at 7:31 pm

    Maybe they needed a jacket that would fit over their cardigan http://bit.ly/vY9MWE ?

    It’s HARD being avant garde K?!

  7. zakiya Says:
    November 30, 2011 at 9:02 pm

    i mean if you wanna look like a pillow pet…then go for it !

  8. lfresh Says:
    November 30, 2011 at 11:11 pm

    i love it. *ducks rotten tomatoes*
    I’ve also determined the wrist out thing is ventilation…

    whaaa?

  9. ladivasosa Says:
    December 3, 2011 at 2:09 pm

    “This is my year long masterpiece,” says the janitor from the bikini wax salon.

  10. trE Says:
    December 3, 2011 at 2:37 pm

    I look at this and itch like crazy… :(

  11. Kelly Says:
    December 5, 2011 at 12:35 pm

    It looks like soft down pubes…..*shudders*

    Probably when if you wash the coat it’ll look….pube-ier?

  12. Caress Lepore Says:
    December 5, 2011 at 6:05 pm

    *whispers* I kinda want it. *runs*