Ok…I found this post from last December sitting in my drafts…not sure why I never posted it. The last (and most pertinent) part has been updated for you all. Get jiggy with it.
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Maison Martin Margiela via ssense
The ONLY way this huge heap of murmansky carcasses could have been any better is if our favorite model was wearing it instead of this chocolate-dipped Wintour waif woman. Let me find out that ALT and Grace Jones’s run-in was more than just a crotch grab.
Salaciousness!!!
This headdress is quite possibly the best thing for sale on the internet. Points for practicality and appropriateness all around. Plus, it turns into a wookie vest. VERSATILITY, yo.
A close second would be these shoes:
Gasoline Glamour Clowny Boots
But neither of those are the point of this post. The question, dear readers, pertains to this particular garment:
Cheap Monday somethings I saw on Karmaloop…shocking…
WHAT is a good reason to have a pyramid of silver-dipped acrylic tips attached to your knees?
There has to be one…give me your best.
13 Responses to “…response required…”
All I’m seeing and reading is ‘gifts to bring innyvinny at the shower’
Alicia Reply:
May 31st, 2011 at 10:25 pm
don’t make me cut you…
that stuff on the knees looks like pubic hair. definitely not something I’d like to wear!
Just incase your acrylics fall of your nails you have some replacements. Or maybe you want to do your friend’s nails and you don’t have room in your purse to carry them BOOM carry them on your knees. Oh the possibilities.
BJ deterrant.
This makes me think of the jewels the dude in the movie 300 wore. I.Am.Kind. (you won’t get that if you haven’t seen the movie)
Those jeans would be considered an “occupational hazard” for hookers on the ho-stroll.
Maybe you are out and one of your fake nails falls into the Chilli’s salad bar, you don’t want anyone to know, so you pull a spare from your jeans. Clearly Chilli’s is the only acceptable place to wear these pants!
Um, it must be so that if you lose one of your Minx-covered acrylics in a bar brawl, you have extras close at hand?
Also, the Yeti hood is pretty much amazing.I want to wear it right now. It’s cold.
That first thing (yes thing) doesn’t look all that awful when down. But up, it looks like that harry tooth animal thing from Looney Tunes
I can’t think of a good reason right now but fuck! hahahahaahahahaahaa, they are funny!!!!!!!!!!
1st pic: one word: pedobear
2nd pic: i don’t even…
3rd pic: LOLOL….wait for it…OL!!
Ha! You know Bryan Boy was wearing that vest thingie during NYFW (or London FW?). Yeah, but there’s pics of him with it on…lol.
Furry thing, boots and jeans, I say Nah!