You asked…and I delivered. They’ve been grouped into sections.
Najeema, this first picture is for you. =D

This is one of the few pictures I have of all of the cats in one place doing what they do best: NOT A DAMN THING. L to R in their order on the bed.
Tidbits About Yours Truly:
Where are you from originally?
Born in Inglewood and raised in L.A. I’m one of those rare native Angelinos.
I think you’re like…28, is that right?
Almost. I’m 26.
How’d you get so awesome?
Trials, tribulations, and a lot of practice. =P
Is it possible that you could perhaps bottle this awesome and sell it in your etsy/e-shop along with all those lovely talons?
If it were possible I would try to, but no one would buy it. Everyone has their own awesome. It’s not always apparent, but it’s there.
Do you keep a diary? What else do you write?
I don’t keep a diary, but I make a lot of lists. I am a serial list maker. Depending on what my life is like at the time, they sort of function as a diary. I also used to do op/ed articles for a newsletter some years ago.
How often do you take inventory of your personal possessions?
Whenever I get overwhelmed. If I’m stressing, and my desk or closet is looking a mess, I’ll go through it and purge. Purrrrrrrrrrrge! I’ve never really counted up everything I have. I’ve tried to make a list, but that ended after I got to #26.
Why don’t you wear contact lenses? (Not that you should, because I covet your glasses. )
Thanks!! I don’t wear contacts because I don’t have the patience and I hate things in my eyes (you should hear me at the optometrist being dilated…I scream). I tried to put a hazel contact lens in once (it was high school – DON’T JUDGE ME) and it took an HOUR. I’m not exaggerating, either. It was really an hour. Afterward, my eye was so red and puffy that I vowed to never get them.
How did you get into jewelry design?
I’ve always liked making things and working with my hands. When my interest in jewelry making piqued, I just followed the impulse. It’s been slowing up as of late, so I may get back into sewing or collages or birdhouses. It’s a tossup.
Most influential moment/person in your life so far.
The most influential moment came when I was complaining about my life’s stagnation and plans I’d put off to a dear friend of mine. His reply was, “Just shut the fuck up and do it.” It was the best advice I ever got and I often go back to it for motivation.
Have you ever had long hair?
Not really. I trashed my hair for years by braiding it back to back and breakage was a constant. The longest it’s ever been is a bit past shoulder length.
What do you use in your hair?
I religiously use a cleansing conditioner and deep conditioner that smells like pumpkin pie made by Darcy’s Botanicals. I also use Tui leave-in conditioner and Hair Elixir from Carol’s Daughter along with jojoba oil. I’m trying to work all that in to a regimen of some sort.
Get them both here. That Pumpin Seed conditioner seriously smells like pie. It’s DIVINE.

Of the people you meet or have met through your blog, do you maintain close friendships with any of them?
Define close… Ok, kidding. I do hang out with quite a few of them and there are some that I consider to be good friends of mine. There are a couple who are kindred spirits and I’m glad to have found them…we share a mutual love and hatred for a lot of things. LOL.
What is a typical friday night like for you?
Listening to music on NPR at home with dudeguy and the cats. Yep. I am running this town from my living room.
What currently inspires you (art, fashion, etc.)?
Minimalism and practicality across the board.
On Geography:
Have you ever wanted to live anywhere else besides L.A.? If so, where? If not, why not?
I get seduced by a new city every now and again, but the weather keeps me firmly grounded here. I love the pace, energy, public transit, and tap water of New York (really, that water is DELICIOUS – copepods and all), but I hate snow. Lately we’ve been thinking about Portland. It seems nice, but I’m not sure about the weather. Does anyone have any insight?
If I got the chance to move out of the country (and could control the weather), I’d consider Paris, the Basque region of Spain, Rome or Dubai…and that’s based solely on episodes of Anthony Bourdain’s show.
On Jobs and Goals and Thangs:
Job?
Just started a brand new one at an ad agency. Formerly, I was chasing down money and enforcing contracts for actors in the name of a union.
How did you come to work your day job?
Both my last job and my new job came about through friends of mine and some really great timing.
When you were a lil kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
In no particular order: a zoologist, veterinarian, cartoonist, pilot, lawyer, writer, a Jeopardy! contestant, dancer/choreographer, director, and really rich. I still don’t know the answer to that question.
What are your career goals? (Essentially what job do you most want to do that’s most attainable?)
Unclear. I’ve never really had a career goal. My only real goal is to pay off my damn student loans so my money can be MY money.
Where/what do you want to be ideally in 5 years time?
Debt free. I don’t care where.
On Fashion Type Stuff:
What made you start a fashion/life blog?
Boredom. That and being tired of dressing like a 12-year-old boy.
If you had to wear one designer’s clothing for the rest of your life, who would it be and why?
Helmut Lang – both things he designed and things made under the brand’s name now. They’re practical, suit my style, and the men’s clothes are just as appealing as the women’s. It’s what I would be wearing now if I had an endless supply of recreational money.
Helmut Lang Resort 2010 as reported by a search for images on the Google.

What designer do you wish would just fall off the face of the earth?
There’s room for everyone…except LiLo. LiLo should never design clothes for anyone ever again.
You can only choose one for life: scarves or panties. Which will it be?
PANTIES. I refuse to go without underwear. REFUSE.
What is the biggest fashion mistake a person can make?
Wearing clothes that are too small. That is always tragic no matter what size you are.
Lookbook?
Tried it. Stopped updating. Too many hipsters.
What is your take on people who color/dye their pets to match their outfits??
iCan’t…pets are not accessories.
Music is My Therapy:
Please choose one musical recording that changed your life. Please explain why.
“Liberation” by Outkast featuring Erykah Badu, Cee-Lo, and Big Rube. I can be incredibly moody and that song has helped me to center my mind in times of turmoil (and that is HUGE).
What is your favorite Rick James song? (or are they all your favorites?!?!)
“Give It To Me.” That bassline is KILLER. ”Seventeen” is a close second.
Do you like house music?
It isn’t played out here much, so I haven’t been able to really listen to any since I…acquired…all those DJ Assault songs back in college. From what I’ve heard, it’s cool.
Can you please name 5 of your current favorite songs?
Barring anything that Rick James has recorded, five of my all time favorites are “Straight to Hell” by The Clash, “Young, Fresh & New” by Kelis, “What Would You Do” by the Dogg Pound, “I’m Good” by Kanye West, and “Tore My Heart” by Oona.
As for current music, I like Drake’s “Find Your Love,” Cee-Lo’s “F**k You,” Janelle Monae’s “Cold War,” J*Davey’s “Permission” and (shamefully) Trey Songz’s “Bottoms Up.”
You know what? Scratch all of that. THIS is my new favorite song.
On Dudeguy:
How did you and Dudeguy meet and get crunk?
He was my bartending teacher. I was fresh off of a broken engagement, and he was smart and had big calves (2 things I find very attractive). After a few awkward encounters, I could tell he liked me. We started dating right after I finished the course. I never went into bartending.
Tell us more about dudeguy!
He’s an anarcho-punk turned bartender, cook, and philosopher. Mostly his words, but it’s the truth. He’s easily the most interesting and intelligent person I know and can talk at length about almost anything.
Can you get dudeguy to move east? pleeeease?
I wish. I would consider NY, but he hates big cities. You should hear him talk about L.A…and he’s FROM here. High treason.
Are you and dudeguy thinking marriage and lil innydudeguy babies?
*lethargic voice* yessssssssssssssss…I’m not too keen on either, but we’ll see what happens.
What is your take on marriage and kids?
Marriage is something I don’t see as necessary for having a highly functional relationship, but I would roll with it. I have never been particularly pressed about it though. Kids…umm…I don’t really like kids (there is only ONE in the world that I am fond of at present). I’m sure that would change if I had one of my own (KNOCK ON WOOD), but I don’t have the commitment level necessary for taking care of something that doesn’t have a tail.
My Favorite Things:
When you aren’t blogging, working, shopping, or having fun/hilarious adventures, what do you like to do?
I’m usually at home. I really like being at home.
Who is your favorite artist? (any medium)
Justin Bua. I have a print of my favorite of his pieces that once hung on my bedroom wall, but is now buried in a crawl space. Such a shame.
Piano Man II by Justin Bua

What is your favorite country?
I have to default to the US because I’ve never been anywhere else. I really should have done that in college…*sigh*
What is your favorite dessert?
Molten chocolate lava cake. Cake on the outside, hot melted choco brownie batter-like goodness on the inside.
FUN STUFF:
When are you having a party for your blog?
Next time you come visit! Raq, that goes for you, too. I’ll make it a slumber party. ;)
If you could deliver a dirtyslap to anyone dead or alive, who would it be and why?
Sarah EFFING Palin. She’s an idiot who has somehow managed to spread her idiocy like wildfire among people who were probably well-meaning, but have been scared into thinking that “the gay” and Muslims are destroying America. She is the embodiment of Sinclair Lewis’s quote, “When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.”
If you had the power to change the world, what would you change first?
It’s a toss up between removing corporate influence and money from American politics, closing the wealth gap between rich and poor people everywhere, and making critical thought a requirement for living.
If you were a talk show host, what celebrity would you never invite to your show even if the said celebrity’s mum agreed to pay you a hefty sum under the table?
Evangeline Lily. She irritated the hell out of me as Kate on LOST and I don’t think I’d be able to carry on a conversation with her without saying something disrespectful. Even now, when I see her L’Oreal commercials, I yell, “SHUT UP, KATE” at the television. LOSTies, you know why.
If you were super famous, what magazine would you NEVER want to be shot by and why?
King Magazine, because that would mean I’m famous for being a video vixen or for doing hoe-shit. I’m cool.
bang murder kill is my new favorite game (tho no one else likes it); fill in the respective categories with anyone you feel most suits each category. heh heh heh.
This is AWFUL! I plead the 5th on all counts.
47 Responses to “…answers…”
I’m holding you to the party invite.
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Alicia Reply:
September 11th, 2010 at 6:14 pm
=D
LADIVASOSA Reply:
September 20th, 2010 at 5:25 pm
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! YES!!! I’M IN!!!!!
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lol. this is genius.
oh and thanks for dropping the dime on the water. i will probably never drink the water here again. SHRIMP???? REALLY? shit…
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Alicia Reply:
September 11th, 2010 at 6:10 pm
But it’s SO TASTY!!!! I was serious. I stan for NY tap.
Brilliant!!!….just read thru all this. you are one AWESOME babe. love seeing beautiful girls who have a mind of their own.
OMG the fact that you mentioned Palin , she is my one person toooo…. Can you imagine??! i am not one for violence but i would take out a television AD and buy up every advert in the newspaper just to do this. i will relish it more than carrot cake!
Also like your answer about Evangeline, she always seemed a bit ‘off’ to me anyway. Cant say i was a lostie however and here is why. I just thought it was extreamly weird that these people were supposedly stranded on a deserted island but that rotund guy( never knew his name) the dude with the curly hair…ya him. just thought it was bollocks that he was stranded and YET managed not to lose weight. like where does that ever happen. season after season he stayed the same. i tuned in just to se if anything changed but alas season after season there he was, same size. Just couldn’t deal. found it utterly irresponsible that the writers wld fuck with my emotions like that. and you see Lish, i am all about principles you know…but i digress.
o also your job sounds cool too,
Stay Wonder Full!!!
o p.s hope you had a relaxing time away:)
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Alicia Reply:
September 11th, 2010 at 6:10 pm
They tried to explain that when they found a huge stockpile of food and he kept secretly eating jars of mayonaise and candy bars. I didn’t believe it either. LOL.
You would have hated the ending anyway, so it’s best that you didn’t watch.
And I would take out ad space and call every single media outlet in the world if the opp came up to slap that woman. UGH.
OH MAN INNY KITTY BEBESSSSS. Happiness is obviously your bed in that moment.
Also, I love big calves on dudes too. Sooo hot.
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Alicia Reply:
September 11th, 2010 at 6:08 pm
Girl, LAZINESS was in the bed. They never all hang out like that. EVER. Mocha doesn’t like the other ones and even he didn’t move when they all jumped on. LOL
Dropkick Me Jesus…really?….just died..lol
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Alicia Reply:
September 11th, 2010 at 6:08 pm
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
That song…I just…I have no words. LOL
This interview demonstrates why you’re one of my favorite people.
And yes, Palin deserves two swift kicks in the ass. McCain too for bringing her to the forefront.
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Alicia Reply:
September 11th, 2010 at 6:15 pm
HELL YEAH. I don’t even think he expected it.
Love you!
DAYUMMM….all them cats! I have one who drives me freakin’ nuts-I think she’s all 6 of yours rolled up into one, furry BEYOTCH, but I love her ass to death!
loves The Good Life too…
Palin=NO COMMENT, you summed it up pretty nicely
YES, YES, YES on Evangeline Lily-I could not stand her stupid ass on LOST. I can’t even watch those L’Oreal or whatever-it-is commercials with her on it…
yep, we have much in common<3
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Alicia Reply:
September 11th, 2010 at 6:16 pm
I’m glad you understand. Kate was a DAMN MESS. So irritating.
And these damn cats. Love ‘em but I want to choke them out half the time. LOL.
You are hilarious! This was very interesting & fun to read. I had no idea you had so many kitties! I love cats but we can’t have them where we live because the coyotes eat them.
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Alicia Reply:
September 11th, 2010 at 6:15 pm
Oh nooooooo!
=(
Nickie Frye Reply:
September 13th, 2010 at 5:31 pm
Yes, they are very bold. They come into my yard where the kids play & everything. Damn pirates. There are very few cats in the neighborhood as a result. I have to settle for a cat calendar. :-/
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!!! CATS! Those are yours???
I want to settle down in Portland… but haven’t even been there yet. I didn’t consider the weather before but Portland’s one of the most vegan-friendly cities, & the most walkable/pubtrans/bikeable, and it’s been based on New Urbanism, which is city planning that lessens the need for cars… so, awesome.
isn’t murder & kill the same thing anyway…?
Alicia Reply:
September 11th, 2010 at 6:16 pm
That is awesome. The properties aren’t crazy expensive either. I think I might consider it. =D
And sadly, yes…although technically 1 is mine and the rest are dudeguy’s. It’s a long story. LOL.
sui Reply:
September 13th, 2010 at 9:57 am
you mean the cats, right? that’s not sad!! cats are AWESOME, and lots of them even more so!
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That one child is mine!
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Alicia Reply:
September 11th, 2010 at 6:07 pm
It’s TRUE!!!! Trust, I would have thrown that picture up here if you would have *ahem* sent it to me.
LOL
oh am eff gee, are these your roommates? all six of them? I’m so fucking jealous! I’d love to cuddle there with all of them!
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Alicia Reply:
September 13th, 2010 at 9:42 pm
Please! Take some!!
the interview was awesome and the cat introduction was hilarious!!
love&peace
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Alicia Reply:
September 13th, 2010 at 9:42 pm
Thanks, sis!
ooooooomg awesome!!!!!!!
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thanks so much for taking the time to write these answers! they are amazing and real and I loved reading all of them! plus it seemed really fitting to have read them after finishing up on Emerson’s ‘Self Reliance’
xx
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Alicia Reply:
September 13th, 2010 at 9:43 pm
I need to read that! Thx for mentioning it. =D
Awesome answers! I am cracking UP that Siam is called “the dummy.” LOL!
And I have Piano Man up on the wall in my bedroom as well!!! *double hi-fives you*
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Alicia Reply:
September 13th, 2010 at 9:42 pm
I need to post a video of her fighting herself in the mirror. It’s sad and hilarious. And sad.
*double hi-five*
Loved this! And I’m kinda frightened and amused that Penelope really does look like a sociopath.
Alicia Reply:
September 13th, 2010 at 9:41 pm
I tried to pick the pictures that best expressed their personalities. Penelope is mean and crazy as hell.
It was really neat getting a little glimpse into the mind/life of Inny Vinny! Thanks for answering the questions
By the way…your awesome points have skyrocketed in my book now that I know that you have 6 cats…total proof that “crazy cat ladies” don’t have to be crazy and can still be chic!
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Alicia Reply:
September 13th, 2010 at 9:38 pm
YES!!! Crazy cat ladies don’t have to LOOK it. LOL. =D
We have the same number of cats.
These were neat to read, I’m glad you posted this.
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Alicia Reply:
September 13th, 2010 at 9:39 pm
I’m glad someone out there knows my pain. =D
OMG, six gatos? How do you even handle the fur situation? Persephone is a beauty, by the way. I want to cuddle them all. It’s nice getting to know all this random stuff about you!
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Alicia Reply:
September 13th, 2010 at 9:39 pm
We have a great vacuum – a Shark PowerPet. Fantastic suction and you can pick it up very easily.
Yay! You’re amazing….
And I would fly out to Cali for that darn slumber party!
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Oh the SoCal weather, how I miss it!
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All I have to say is that “Dropkick Me Jesus” was the perfect background music for the duration of my perusal of this post.
That and, I love how the description of each cat (IN MY MIND) fits the cat’s facial expression exactly.
Call me crazy for thinking cats have facial expressions, I dunno *Kanye Shrug*
Stay AWESOME Alicia!
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Alicia Reply:
September 15th, 2010 at 9:16 am
You aren’t crazy – that was COMPLETELY intentional. They do have expressions. All of them. Mocha has a fearsome side eye that he will put on if he’s annoyed. It’s hilarious.
I knew you were a native Angelinos’. Its not that many of us left. The cats.. lol
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what an awesome q&a. thanks for taking the time to let us in your world…a little more.
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i ♥ u so much.
Persephone TOTALLY has sociopath face.
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