…oh, Slate…

Slate decided to post an article about “How Black People Use Twitter” (shouts out to @ManAboutIt for providing the link).

Umm…yeah.

I’m sure this was all based on actual research (because we need to fund worthy research projects in this economy), and that the title of the article itself was meant to generate “discussion,” but damn.  I’ve said it once and I will say it again:

BLACK PEOPLE ARE NOT A MONOLITH.

I managed to make it to the end of the article where a bail-out attempt is made in the “of course this isn’t all black people” vein.

Ahh, redemption…

I’m still not sure whether this is a surreptitious attempt to talk about class differences in America or if the writer really, REALLY thinks that what *some* black folks have to say on Twitter is THAT interesting…then again, I don’t usually participate in trending topics or do “the Twitter” into the wee hours of the morning, so what do I know?

Either way, I’ve taken the graphic used for the article, a brown bird holding a blackberry and wearing a fitted baseball cap, and altered it a few times over.  I figure that if Slate and the world are really that intrigued (and because Twitter can’t provide empirical data on who is who), those individuals who want to be identified as a black person using Twitter should be able to do so with a brown bird wearing a fitted cap in a color that best represents them.

UPDATE: I seem to have gotten a bit carried away…birds now available in more than fitted caps!  ON SPINNING RIMS EVEN!!

Feel free to use these at will.  Need a larger file?  Email me.

tweetPinkjpg tweet_yellow tweet_tan tweet_purple tweet_orange tweet_grey

tweet_green tweet_red

tweet_black tweet_yankee

tweet_bknati tweet_afro

tweet_spinners tweet_wavecap

tweet_grad tweet_kanyeshag

tweet_wrap tweet_swoopbang

And since I got chewed out by night’s end, here is one for my lighter skinned peeps:

tweet_lightskinned

Annnnnnnnnnnnnd more from today…I’m stopping after this, I promise.  These are the special requests that I pledged to fulfill.  If I didn’t get to yours, I am sorry…

tweet_hitopfade tweet_ONABOAT

tweet_rickjames tweet_patra

tweet_prince tweet_mets

tweet_brunchhard tweet_sox

UPDATE 8/12: I can’t believe I’m still making these…

tweet_pootietang tweet_janellemonae

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I’m laughing with a supreme side-eye on my face (a la Latifah):

Just to be clear, I’m not crying racism…I just think this piece could have been thought through a bit more…or written in a style that wasn’t trying to provoke a response…like this one…

Awwwwwwwwww shit.

Well played, Slate.  Well played.

Thoughts?

UPDATE:  Since this article was based largely on what I believe to be “some BOOLSHYT,” feel free to take a brown bird even if you aren’t…brown.  LOL.  They are cute.

ANOTHER UPDATE: A post on this…article…that I really enjoyed is over at Black Snob.  It’s basically everything I wanted to say, but was too busy to say because I was having way too much fun with Photoshop.

AND ANOTHER UPDATE: my good friend over at Stop It Right Now has contributed a bird.  Anyone else who wants to make one, do it and I’ll post it here.   =)

FEZ_BIRD

From  @karsh:

bald_browntwitterbird ltskin_browntwitterbird dreadlocked_browntwitterbirdmohawkglasses_browntwitterbird

From @CorporateBarbie (yes, it’s Aretha’s Inauguration hat):

More Aretha hat action from Tiffany:

brownbirdwitharethashat

From @revizion:

browntwitterbird_-_oldspice browntwitterbird_-_on_a_horse

browntwitterbird_-_ross

browntwitterbird_-_JMB_Warhol

browntwitterbird_-_stevie browntwitterbird_-_stevie2

MICHAEL JACKSON via @Jewelz1132:

 MJBird

Via Ahnubis:

twitterBird twitterBird_Locs2

twitterBird_Locs3

ANTOINE DODSON via @Illumistrations:

antoine

Via @bfnh:

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Via @LidiaAnain (heaven, I need a hug):

Via @ashlucio:

tweet_lightskinned-girl

Via @seanpadilla by @thatladyj:

browntwitterbird

via @Ravan_A (for the highly underrepresented black goth community):

goth-purpletwitterbird-248x270

Via @BabylonSista by @thatladyj:

puff_tweegro

GRACE JONES via @iamthenublack:

tweet_gracejones

Via @huny:

aroundthewaybird

Don King via Gwen:

Via @JayStayPlayed:

bird

Via @blacktating:

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Via @VanitySnob (who stole my soul and sent it up yonder…Montana Fishburne/ChippyD):

ChippyD

 

Update…in 2013…because these are still somehow relevant…

#HalfNigerian

btb_naija

R. Kelly at the 2013 BET Awards.

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