If you need a refresher on who these folks are, click HERE. And yes, Jennifer Hudson married that dude with the curl on the far left in a row that isn’t really a row.
This morning, my much beloved Duckey forwarded me an email that I sent her and a few of our friends back in 2007. This email was a quote by quote synopsis of the first episode of the second season of I Love New York 2…back when “hot mess” reality shows only existed on VH1.
As I recall, I was sitting at my computer typing this all out as it happened…because I do stuff like that. #multitaskingmaster
If you have some time to kill and/or watched the show (don’t be ‘shamed), feel free to take a trip down memory lane:
———- Forwarded message ———-
From: Alicia
Date: Mon, Oct 8, 2007 at 10:00 PM
Subject: My Favorite quotes and commentary on Episode 1: ILNY2
To: a whole bunch of people
And yes…I was bored as hell…ENJOY!
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“She had the ORdacity…” (New York on Sis. Patterson)
“He messed up when he showed up” (Sis. Patterson on Midget Mac)
“If she does [fall in love with M.Mac], I’ll give her a lobotomy.” (Sis. P)
“‘Man-Man’ – cause I’m twice the man of any of these dudes here” (Midget Mac)
“You have my respect, I’m calling you ‘Cheesy’.” (Sis. P)
“‘Knockout’? I’ll call him Magilla Gorilla.” (Sis. P)
“Who is this barefoot freak coming into the house with no shoes?” (Sis. P)
<— MAD at how Sis. P came in her draw’s at the sight of the ex-Pro Footballer “Champion.”
“Are you a crossdresser? Have you ever worn makeup? Are you sure?” (Sis. P to Unsure)
“…lookin’ like a crooked bookie.” (NY on Tailor Made)
“I know his d*** is big. I know it, I KNOW it’s big!” (NY on Wolf)
Found the video for that last one…
“He’s definitely like a little leprechaun…I don’t know if he has magical powers…he could shrink me down.” (NY on M. Mac)
<—why do they only show the top of this fool’s head when they cut to the single man w/ camera shot
“I’mma swoop in like a midget locksmith.” (Midg. Mac)
“You’re a freak. That’s what you are. You’re a freak.. You get dirty; you get DOWN.” (Sis. P…DAMN she’s funny in these streets)
“I wanna have sex with New York because I’m f***in handsome.” (It)
<— Did that fool “It” just lick her shoulder??? And did she just call it “cute?”
<— That dude’s name is Man-Man…*dead*
<— Why is Milliown the reincarnation of Chance?
“This mixer is way hotter than the first one I ever had” (NY) (say it to yourself a few times…)
“She was repulsed by my ostentatious display of wealth” (Tailor Made)
“You don’t talk to Mac like that. I don’t give a f*** who you is…[2 minutes later] B****” (M. Mac on Sis. P)
“‘It?’ ‘It?’ I think It’s supposed to be ‘S**t’. That’s what I think.” (Milliown)
<— Budda has on that yag-azz G Unit tank top…Boooooooooooooooooooooo
“You got a big d—? I wanna see your d—. You come up in here saying you got a big this and a big that, put your money where your d— is and show it” (Sis. P on Wolf)
<— Unsure got MOOOOOOOOOOOOO’DED!!! But he got a chain, so it’s all good.
<— “It” should be called Mush Mouf
That is all. I’m slayed. Especially after Sis. P went home with Champion…I don’t think I can take this season…I feel dumber already.
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If you have even more time to waste on this show, there are a ton of videos here. I apologize in advance.
20 Responses to “…more ish from yesteryear…”
Yes girl, this show was pure rachetness. I wasn’t ashamed to say I watched it and me n my friends used talk about all the mess after we saw the newest episode.
.-= Milan´s last blog ..Adventures in Brooklyn =-.
Alicia Reply:
August 5th, 2010 at 6:46 pm
We did too!!!
Why did I read all of that!?!? And laughed out loud at ORDACITY!
Alicia Reply:
August 5th, 2010 at 6:45 pm
Made me laugh, too. Sister P was a MESS!
I am not ashamed to say that I watched I love NY, Real Chance of Love, all those VH1 garbage shows. And I loved it!
.-= Lin´s last blog ..gilt trip =-.
Alicia Reply:
August 5th, 2010 at 6:45 pm
I caught one episode of Real Chance of Love and it was HILARIOUS. Never saw it again though. LOL.
Yikes I remember this show. What a hot mess. Do you remember all the making the bands? All of those were a hot mess although they never intended them to be.
.-= Joy D.´s last blog ..Yes Please- Candy Tokyo =-.
Alicia Reply:
August 5th, 2010 at 6:46 pm
ABSOLUTELY!! I feel bad for any pet project Diddy gets involved with…those people will never be heard from again.
It made for great TV though. =D
will check it out, looks FUN!!! xoxo
.-= jemina´s last blog ..my floral care package has arrived!!! =-.
Alicia Reply:
August 5th, 2010 at 6:47 pm
Don’t get sucked in too far!!
Sister Pattison was the damn devil. nobody with a forehead like that is good. look at Tyra Banks. I rest my case.
.-= Fajr´s last blog ..What I Wore- VINT-Condition =-.
Alicia Reply:
August 5th, 2010 at 6:47 pm
LMAO!!!!!
Fajr, you make my day…damn near everyday. <3 you.
Favorite – you have my respect, i’m calling you cheesy.
.-= STOPITRIGHTNOW´s last blog ..MORE SHIT =-.
Alicia Reply:
August 5th, 2010 at 6:47 pm
Compli-diss TO THE MAX.
I think “Punk” was the second-worst name given.
AHAHAH omg i hate her but love her but really hate her
.-= Kristine´s last blog ..0803- Things Lately =-.
Alicia Reply:
August 5th, 2010 at 6:49 pm
I’m right there with you…fun to watch, but TRAGIC if it’s anything close to real life…
HA! I never got into the 80 million spin offs of Strange Love/Flavor of Love but my VH1 guilty pleasures were Celebrity Fit Club and The Surreal Life.
Sigh. Back when life was so simple…
.-= Danielle´s last blog ..Up in the Air =-.
Oh. my. god. I’m having a flashback to 2007. Britney was flashing her chocha, Paris Hilton was getting locked up, I was working for my first startup, and this show was on the TV every goddamn week. Its funny how something can be such a big part of your life and then you can completely forget about it. This tends to happen to me with all reality shows. I’m sure I won’t remember details about The Jersey Shore in a few years.
.-= Joanna´s last blog ..sidelined =-.
All I’m saying is, Bad Girls Club season 4, with Florina! & I can’t take your links anymore. I swear to god, any time I come to your page & click on something the day’s already done and I’m still laughing like the Mad Hatter && feeling like doing the Futterwacken ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HGGqHe4yIw )
.-= Kenita´s last blog ..it runs in the family - =-.
I remember being super disappointed because I wanted Midget Mac to be my first dear menz interview (some blog series where I ask dude’s questions) and he never wrote back!
Also I miss New York’s big fake eyelashes fluttering in the wind when they were on a yacht!! THEE BEST SCENE!! (may have been on Flavor of Love though)