…ruh-roh…
(Side-Eye)July 06 2010
Ice Cream Hard Denim Running Dog jeans available at ssense.com

Reasons why a man would want a running dog printed on his crotch:
- to indicate venereal disease
- he actually does have a sausage in his pocket (i.e. is not that happy to see you)
- so he can respond with “give a dog a bone” to anyone who notices it
If you see a man with a running dog printed on his crotch, avoid him at all costs. He is probably a douche-canoe.
18 Responses to “…ruh-roh…”
That’s totes gross. Who wears that nonsense? Haven’t seen you around, hope all is well. I’ve got a watch giveaway on my blog you should totally enter. Tell your friends! xoxoxoxoxoxox
HA HA HA HA HA, this is priceless, thanks for the laugh, XOXO
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Miss J is so confused. Thanks for at least offering some kind of explanation for this…
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douche-canoe…love it…i’ll put that in my pocket for a rainy day!
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douche-canoe. LOL. venereal disease. LOL.
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No, no, no and NO!! This is what a dude would wear to compensate for what’s lacking in other departments. Brings to mind those fellas who speed around in their cars like they’re badasses when they’re really just an ass.
No, no, no and NO!! This is what a dude wears to compensate for what’s lacking in other departments. Brings to mind those fellas who speed around in their cars like they’re badasses when they’re really just an ass.
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Is it bad if I think I know of a couple of dudes that would totally rock those jeans? Like, really? Oh wait, I totally didn’t know those were ice creams…no wonder…
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Blahahahaha!!!! What in the WORLD? I don’t think these would even sell at Ross Dress For Less. Who on earth would wear these? Woof!
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give this desperate dog a bone,anybody?
It looks like a dog crime scene…
he ain’t nothing but a hound dog?
u took all the good ones lol!
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So he can sing “Who let the dogs out?” when he unzips his pants. Because clearly a guy who would wear those would do something like that.
AHAHAHA. A douche canoe or a cooch curd. Either one.
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lmfao at douche canoe.
remember scruff mcgruff???
‘take a bite out of crime’
it DOES look like a doggie crime scene.
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I think I have your answer:
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Alicia Reply:
July 11th, 2010 at 5:06 pm
SMH…there is SO much wrong with that picture…so, so much…
hilarious.
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you KNOW these are my favorite posts.
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