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July 06 2010
Ice Cream Hard Denim Running Dog jeans available at ssense.com

 

Reasons why a man would want a running dog printed on his crotch:

  1. to indicate venereal disease
  2. he actually does have a sausage in his pocket (i.e. is not that happy to see you)
  3. so he can respond with “give a dog a bone” to anyone who notices it

If you see a man with a running dog printed on his crotch, avoid him at all costs.  He is probably a douche-canoe.






18 Responses to “…ruh-roh…”
  1. Natalie / Fashion Intel Says:
    July 6, 2010 at 10:16 am

    That’s totes gross. Who wears that nonsense? Haven’t seen you around, hope all is well. I’ve got a watch giveaway on my blog you should totally enter. Tell your friends! xoxoxoxoxoxox

  2. jemina Says:
    July 6, 2010 at 10:24 am

    HA HA HA HA HA, this is priceless, thanks for the laugh, XOXO
    .-= jemina´s last blog ..dressed down saturday =-.

  3. Miss Janey Says:
    July 6, 2010 at 11:27 am

    Miss J is so confused. Thanks for at least offering some kind of explanation for this…
    .-= Miss Janey´s last blog ..Hair Fight =-.

  4. Felicia Says:
    July 6, 2010 at 1:21 pm

    douche-canoe…love it…i’ll put that in my pocket for a rainy day!
    .-= Felicia´s last blog ..Stars and Stripes =-.

  5. sui Says:
    July 6, 2010 at 1:26 pm

    douche-canoe. LOL. venereal disease. LOL.
    .-= sui´s last blog ..rule 1- put your own oxygen mask on first =-.

  6. wEn Says:
    July 6, 2010 at 7:03 pm

    No, no, no and NO!! This is what a dude would wear to compensate for what’s lacking in other departments. Brings to mind those fellas who speed around in their cars like they’re badasses when they’re really just an ass.

  7. wEn Says:
    July 6, 2010 at 7:04 pm

    No, no, no and NO!! This is what a dude wears to compensate for what’s lacking in other departments. Brings to mind those fellas who speed around in their cars like they’re badasses when they’re really just an ass.
    .-= wEn´s last blog ..revisiting the classics- Out of Print tees =-.

  8. Sheena Says:
    July 6, 2010 at 8:22 pm

    Is it bad if I think I know of a couple of dudes that would totally rock those jeans? Like, really? Oh wait, I totally didn’t know those were ice creams…no wonder…
    .-= Sheena´s last blog ..A Nice and Quiet Holiday =-.

  9. Nickie Frye Says:
    July 7, 2010 at 8:05 am

    Blahahahaha!!!! What in the WORLD? I don’t think these would even sell at Ross Dress For Less. Who on earth would wear these? Woof!
    .-= Nickie Frye´s last blog ..DIY Fringe Shirt =-.

  10. dust Says:
    July 7, 2010 at 9:07 am

    give this desperate dog a bone,anybody?
    It looks like a dog crime scene…

  11. chalres Says:
    July 7, 2010 at 9:06 pm

    he ain’t nothing but a hound dog?
    u took all the good ones lol!
    .-= chalres´s last blog ..Ms New Booty =-.

  12. Rachel Says:
    July 8, 2010 at 8:17 pm

    So he can sing “Who let the dogs out?” when he unzips his pants. Because clearly a guy who would wear those would do something like that.

  13. Joanna Says:
    July 9, 2010 at 8:30 pm

    AHAHAHA. A douche canoe or a cooch curd. Either one.
    .-= Joanna´s last blog ..just dont call it a comeback =-.

  14. pennerad Says:
    July 10, 2010 at 9:11 pm

    lmfao at douche canoe.
    remember scruff mcgruff???
    ‘take a bite out of crime’
    it DOES look like a doggie crime scene.
    .-= pennerad´s last blog ..cant beat the heat =-.

  15. Nia Says:
    July 11, 2010 at 12:32 pm

    I think I have your answer:

    http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_l50oyyCQgU1qa05vio1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1278963112&Signature=9XCZbgniLd6T5410y2a376NPaaw%3D

    Alicia Reply:

    SMH…there is SO much wrong with that picture…so, so much…

  16. vashluv Says:
    July 12, 2010 at 5:38 pm

    hilarious.
    .-= vashluv´s last blog ..LVVR Day- =-.

  17. STOPITRIGHTNOW Says:
    July 13, 2010 at 9:47 am

    you KNOW these are my favorite posts.
    .-= STOPITRIGHTNOW´s last blog ..what next =-.