…please take them… (Confessions)
*cue Sarah McLachlan’s “In the Arms of the Angel“*
Tobias (Toby) and Calliope (Callie)
Hi, I’m Alicia of Instant Vintage. Will you be an angel and get these kittens out of my backyard? Every year, their complete slut of a mother gets pregnant and has a litter – a litter that she is in no position to raise properly. Often, these litters do not survive.
Right now, two kittens are in dire need of your love and care. You could be the one to save their little lives, ensuring that they do not trod the same path as their loose, disrespectful mother…I mean…she screws in my front yard…in the daytime!!!
I’m sorry. That last part didn’t need to be added in. Just look at the pictures one more time.
Will you be an angel for Toby and Callie? If so, please email me. They could be given a second chance, thanks to you. Please email me. Right now.
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Seriously though. I’m trying to find these cuties a home…preferably together. They’re pretty co-dependent.
Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanks!
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12 Responses to “…please take them…”
Are you kidding me? I’d take them both (and slutty mom) if I could. Man, they’re cute. Are there any no-kill shelters you can bring them to?
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Oh my gosh… they’re adorable! WANT. (I just don’t know how Sofie would do around kitties.)
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If I were in your area, I’d scoop one up & I don’t even like cats like that… I hope you find a home for them soon though…
I’d hate for something bad to happen to them.
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I know you are doing the right thing but I had to laugh at that “slut of a mother” who “Screws in your front yard!”
Good luck!
Good luck finding someone! The kitties are SO CUTE.
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oh hi! sorry if i didn t ask you if i could mention you, i LOVE your blog! you re so funny, and i found a lot of interesting things. btw, i love your new hairdo! giulia from italy
.-= giulia´s last blog ..Let me introduce you my friend… Lukas 2 =-.
Alicia Reply:
June 6th, 2010 at 5:16 pm
No worries; I’m glad you enjoy the blog. And thank you! =D
“cue Sarah McLachlan’s “In the Arms of the Angel“ — sweet baby Jesus! Every time I see that commercial and hear that song I want to do. Nooooooooo!
Natalie / Fashion Intel Reply:
June 6th, 2010 at 6:46 pm
Not “want to do” … “want to die!”
They are so adorable. Hope you can find them a good home.
the boy will die.
i love the names! could you even ship a kitty cross-country?
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OMG—too hilarious about their mother!
I already have my hands full with two cat of my own but wanted to chime in that bringing 2 kittens at once is super do-able. We brought my cats home together when they were kittens and it didn’t feel like extra work at all. They even get along really nice (except when it’s feeding time…the smaller one ALWAYS steals the bigger one’s food…lol).