instant vintage : 11.2009 : …precisely why I don’t loan money… (Confessions)

People who waste money
People who ask for loans
People who do not pay back loans
People who do not discipline their children
Contractors that do not keep promises
People who leave the cap off the toothpaste
Poetry readings
Being asked to be a chauffeur
Being asked to leave the kids at home
Bad haircuts

I can’t tell you how much the bolded portions are true.  Hell all of it’s true.  But the bolded parts are ESPECIALLY true.

[via Ten Things Your Zodiac Sign Hates, via Eli Presentacion]

ADDENDUM: Umm…are people not noticing that  ”poetry readings” has been crossed OFF the list?  Meaning that it doesn’t apply?  I know you guys can see that it’s crossed off…right?  Because it totally is.  =P





8 Responses to “…precisely why I don’t loan money…”

  1. vee Says:
    November 21, 2009 at 7:03 pm

    Further proof horoscopes are subjective.
    barely any of mine were true!

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  2. JG Says:
    November 21, 2009 at 7:31 pm

    f’real you dont like poetry readings ??? jerk!!

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  3. pennerad Says:
    November 21, 2009 at 10:15 pm

    dude…poetry readings??? blasphemer…
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  4. bananaclipse Says:
    November 22, 2009 at 7:42 am

    mine is half wrong. but ummm i love to discipline the chirrens. those bastards need to learn! i dont loan no monies either
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  5. Carina Says:
    November 23, 2009 at 1:08 pm

    people who don’t discipline their children is a big one…a BIG one. Or who don’t like it when someone else tries to instead (like “how dare the teacher tell my child to do extra homework because he was plucking his seatmate’s eye out). What is happening to our society?
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  6. Felicia Says:
    November 23, 2009 at 4:30 pm

    haha…i’ll seee what mine are!
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  7. Alex Says:
    November 24, 2009 at 9:58 am

    Haha this crack me up! Too bad my sign doesn’t really apply to me at all!
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  8. Natalie/Fashion Intel Says:
    November 25, 2009 at 11:46 am

    Mine was pretty on point.

    PS I also think poetry readings are the worst!
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