I haven’t done an outfit post in a while…and this isn’t really an outfit post to make up for that.  This is all about crazy jewelry.  Specifically, a crazy earring.  I’ve been wanting to make something like this for months (MONTHS I TELL YOU!), but never felt that strong of an unction to get it done.  After seeing this, I knew it was time.  Besides, I have a lot of loose trinkets and chain lying about…it made sense.

Uncomfortably close??  NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

It’s almost a full 2 feet long.  I love it.

I’ll be making more in this style for you all to enjoy…if you all enjoy them, that is.  Do you?  Enjoy them?  Tell me.  Srsly.  LOL.

These are the latest completed projects:

Ok, I lied.  I wanted to show off my two favorite necklaces:  the Talonalia Owl and the WendyB Mud Flap Jill.

I’m feeling totally drained right now.  I need a sandwich and a holiday away from this damn computer…BUT I did manage to order some business cards, so at least I’m being productive.  Eh?  Eh?

The Owl has finally been activated.  I have 4.   Get on it.

It’s time again, y’all!

Issue 3 of the Style Sample Magazine is out and ready for reading.  Yours truly managed to grace the pages (sort of…LOL) along with a lot of other lovely bloggers.  My idol/co-groupie for Gil Grissom has a rather nice feature article, so make sure to go read it.  Twice.

Sweet job, Tamia.  Your blood, sweat, and tears are well worth it.  =D

Most of the interesting stuff that happens to me throughout the day ends up on twitter.  If you don’t mind profanity, and the occasional odd reference here and there, feel free to follow me.

Today’s fuckery came in the form of a high school guy friend’s girlfriend that hit me up after he found me on Friday.  The convo is below:

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight…

Yeah, umm…before that last bit, she had an actual avatar and a clickable name.  Now…not so much.

*take that, take that, take that* (circa the 2:07 mark)

Update:  Apparently, she’s just unclickable for me…but feel free to harass her if you please.  I’ll look the other way, I swear.  LOL.  Ok, y’all stop harassing her now.  LOL. 

Update #2:  I asked my Twitterati if I should take this a step further…because I can only reward “secret” ignorance with public display.  As my appointed play sister responded, “Anyone that says “don’t get it twisted” “chickenhead” and “grown ass” in one msg deserves it.”

A muckraking friend of mine (his blog is here) sent me a couple of photos.  I present one below with a quote from another friend of mine that you can find here:

“Once homechick finds her hairline, then AND ONLY then can she call somebody a chicken head…take that!!”

I don’t make this stuff up.  I am only a vessel…

No?  Not so much?  Nah, I didn’t believe it either.  LOL.

I think I’m done for the day.  I need to go and line up my chakras.  I don’t think this sort of thing is smiled upon in the universe.

UPDATE: ok, so I heard from the dude in question who has asked me to call off my dogs…not that I called them on or anything…like…that…Leave that gul alone, y’all!  =P

Get them here.

I’m finally getting around to listing more stuff on etsy…seems like I haven’t done that in forever.  I made a group of false rosaries (fauxsaries as I like to call them).  Very simple and slightly cheeky…just how I like stuff.  =D  I’m thinking of adding a couple of those necktie remixes as well.  What say you?