UPDATE: For My Twitterati… (Uncategorized)
Most of the interesting stuff that happens to me throughout the day ends up on twitter. If you don’t mind profanity, and the occasional odd reference here and there, feel free to follow me.
Today’s fuckery came in the form of a high school guy friend’s girlfriend that hit me up after he found me on Friday. The convo is below:
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight…
Yeah, umm…before that last bit, she had an actual avatar and a clickable name. Now…not so much.
*take that, take that, take that* (circa the 2:07 mark)
Update: Apparently, she’s just unclickable for me…but feel free to harass her if you please. I’ll look the other way, I swear. LOL. Ok, y’all stop harassing her now. LOL.
Update #2: I asked my Twitterati if I should take this a step further…because I can only reward “secret” ignorance with public display. As my appointed play sister responded, “Anyone that says “don’t get it twisted” “chickenhead” and “grown ass” in one msg deserves it.”
A muckraking friend of mine (his blog is here) sent me a couple of photos. I present one below with a quote from another friend of mine that you can find here:
“Once homechick finds her hairline, then AND ONLY then can she call somebody a chicken head…take that!!”
I don’t make this stuff up. I am only a vessel…
No? Not so much? Nah, I didn’t believe it either. LOL.
I think I’m done for the day. I need to go and line up my chakras. I don’t think this sort of thing is smiled upon in the universe.
UPDATE: ok, so I heard from the dude in question who has asked me to call off my dogs…not that I called them on or anything…like…that…Leave that gul alone, y’all! =P
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25 Responses to “UPDATE: For My Twitterati…”
She was a basic ass bitch
.-= Caress Lepore´s last blog ..From The Storybooks to Streets…………Belle Edition =-.
Did she have to call you out your name though? That’s crazy of her to even come at you like that!! But I guess “girls” will be “girls”
She won’t be bothering you anymore…trust.
.-= Mr. Mo’Kelly´s last blog ..Criminal Girls with 20 Pearls – Cynthia Finch and Her AKA Connection =-.
SCREAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
.-= Caress Lepore´s last blog ..From The Storybooks to Streets…………Belle Edition =-.
Wow; she needs to get a life. Stupid facebook bitches. :[
.-= Ev`Yan || apricot tea.´s last blog ..apricot’s closet: jazzy summer nights. =-.
Ugh she’s not even worth your time… especially since we aren’t fourteen years old anymore!!
.-= Alex´s last blog ..Goodies =-.
what’s her man’s name? i want to friend him on facebook! this way…if she comes at me crazy…i can make up a great story!! and make sure that i let her know that she isn’t a “grow ass woman” either!!
whoa…i didn’t know she said all of that…..wowzers
she’s even got poor ev’yan cussing….what is the world coming to? lol
but no seriously, that was waaaaaaaaaaaacckkkkkkkkkk! i hope lester reads this!
.-= Felicia´s last blog ..RoseWater =-.
Are we twins? lol I had a little facebook drama today as well but nothing like this. Obviously she is not very adult.
.-= ms. Butterfly´s last blog ..The One That Got Away But Never Left Your Heart =-.
SHUT UP!! lol.. this is crazy first of all she came at u askin how u know him… SMH and then for her to go at u like that, my goodness. She needs to get it together, that just pissed me off a lil bit
.-= Mika´s last blog ..I Believe She Tried it #2 lol =-.
Yes!!!!! Don’t get to a war of the words when you haven’t even read a book on common sense! You go Pligga!
.-= Mo’Kelly´s last blog ..Criminal Girls with 20 Pearls – Cynthia Finch and Her AKA Connection =-.
Straight up BASIC BITCH. She tried to go hard too! She better get at her dude if she got issues. Again, BASIC BITCH. She super salty. LOL.
.-= B. Hustlerella´s last blog ..kicksandcake: @_dirtytalk_ Girl I feel you. I’m on the hunt for another job right now. VS is on that bullshit. I’m trying to get a job with the Air Force. =-.
Nothing like a good old ker-razy pants message to set the day off right.
.-= Aja´s last blog ..You Never Come Closer – Ralph Myerz and the Jack Herren Band =-.
Oh gee, facebook drama. Had bit of that a few months ago with some chick who, after two whole years, is still obsessed with getting back with my boyfriend. Why she went out of her way to find me on FB and proclaim her love for him, I don’t know. Chick is crazy. And the girl you had an encounter sounds even more so.
I never understand girls who resort to stalking their boyfriend’s friendslist in attempt to feed their own insecurity. If you have issues, take it up with your man.
.-= Yolanda´s last blog ..On things I’ve never done. =-.
wow… it sounded like she was stalking you out anyway… so why would you be upset if she was not your friend? crazy.
.-= jennine´s last blog ..Resistance is Beautiful =-.
WTF??? Who are these people that can say things like that. Crazy ho, you better off ignoring her, she sounds like the unhinged type that carries a switch blade, LOL
.-= Lenya Jones´s last blog ..FLS Birthday High Tea – Thanks to all who came =-.
LMAO @ facebook thugs. Her hairline is crazy…I of all people shouldn’t be talking but gotDAMN. Simple hoes get burnt. Ya did GOOD shawty!
.-= pennerad´s last blog ..Calibrating… =-.
this was shamefully entertaining…ignorance at its best! i feel sorry for her…
.-= tip´s last blog ..I need a vacaaaation =-.
i had a similar occorrence… the main thing is that I’m happy I’m not in her shoes… shameful how some women are so insecure!
.-= Als Simmons´s last blog ..Are you bored with me already? =-.
bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
….bwahahahahahaha!
um yeah, who does that? wow.
i was harassed/stalked by my ex’s FIANCEE. lmao. wtfness. if you have to go around on fb checking chicks, that should let you know there are huge gaping holes in your relationship, that cannot be filled with one less woman on fb who could care less about you or your man. lmao.
wow.
.-= Muze´s last blog ..The Acquiescence =-.
P.S.
i heart B.Hustlerella for Basic Bitch. i’ll be visiting her blog just for that alone. lmao.
.-= Muze´s last blog ..The Acquiescence =-.
Lotsa facebook bitches around these days eh?
She can come speak to you after she’s had a botox session for her 80 year old forehead.
xx-LJ from SOS!
.-= SOS!´s last blog ..H&M whoring.. =-.
OMG I saw the Twitter updates but I didn’t know she said ALL OF THAT! Is it too late for me to get crunk?
First of all what the hell is a “grow ass woman”? You are not a Chia Pet. That really was a basic question to ask if you still talk to him since obviously you did just talk to him. Um, also the last 3 sentences make no sort of sense. I CAN’T! And the PICTURE?! What the hell is she gazing at on her living room couch? Where is the rest of her lipstick? I need answers.
Loved your responses, can of paint=YAAASSSS!
.-= Gem´s last blog ..Irresistable B****, Let’s Go. Where We Goin’? =-.
ROTFLMAO SERIOUSLY… It’s strange just HOW STUCK some people are in highschool right?
.-= Ebay Fashion Addict´s last blog ..Ebay Score!!!! I just landed a Brand New Cole Haan Bag for $17!!!!!!!! =-.
Who gets mad over facebook friends… crazy bitches that’s who? You are out of pocket for this post, but she had it coming…. I commend you!
.-= Fajr|Stylish Thought´s last blog ..Links a la Mode: Stylish New World =-.