I’m serious. No, really. Seriously. For Real. I’m not joking.
Ok, well replace “chased by” with “in the shower when lo and behold I was met unceremoniously with the sight of a three inch water bug that may as well have been.”
Good morning to me.
Do you know what it’s like to be in the most vulnerable position you could ever be in and having one of your worst fears stare you right in the face? Taunting you? Mocking you? Daring you to squish it with either a wet palm or a bare foot? HUH? DO YOU?!?!?
Sorry. I really don’t like bugs. That shit was disgusting. And it made me late for work.
On to lighter fare – I wore my Roger belt today with thebestdressever that came from the dollar sale. I love that place…so much. The fabric is waffle-y in texture and very cool indeed.
Vintage Dress: Jet Rag
Belt: New York Vintage
Tights: Target
Shoes: Guess
In addition to the traumatic events of this morning, later in the day I came across something that sent nearly an equal amount of fear through my body:
I’m still shocked that this product actually exists. I weep for the children.
17 Responses to “I Was Chased By A Roach”
love the dress..I have those (and 4 other pair of) Target tights…wow..Jolly Rancher soda???
You do realise I screaming again. I can’t believe how much great stuff you get at jet rag. You look amazing. The belt is fabulous. I hope you took yourself out to dinner or something to counter act your hideous morning. And jolly rancher soda – wtf!
You do realise I screaming again. I can’t believe how much great stuff you get at jet rag. You look amazing. The belt is fabulous. I hope you took yourself out to dinner or something to counter act your hideous morning. And jolly rancher soda – wtf!
this is good fit for you.
as for the palmetto bug episode, what dosen’t kill you, makes you stronger. so congrats girl, you raised some resonance today!
lol i remember the first time i saw jolly ranchers soda… its good ,ol, and you def look fab
Loving the outfit.
And, fyi, that same scare happen to me with a daddy long legs once. Now, I take a shower quickly and full of paranoia.
Giant cockroaches are incredibly scary. That is it all.
ROFL!! … I’m so glad you survived the “roach attack”!
lol.
But I must say that they dress is lovely! The whole outfit is working!
LOL. Hello to the bugs ;p
And dang. You’re already doing the nude thing and looking great in it and you’re in LA where most people wear colors so I’m sure you stood out in that
xoxo
LOL. Hello to the bugs ;p
And dang. You’re already doing the nude thing and looking great in it and you’re in LA where most people wear colors so I’m sure you stood out in that
xoxo
The Jolly Rancher Soda making kids do the cabbagepatchrunningmanharlemshake in hoods; east coast, west coast and world wide.
What’s next? Free Base Now and Laters?
Great look! I adore that belt on you.
But may I just say eww and double-eww…roaches AND Jolly Rancher soda? Seriously? What is the world coming to, haha
Love that belt, I find it tricky to wear large belts at the waist but you look splendid.
yuck. not a fan of bugs. and bugs in the shower/bathroom are doubly worse.
love the belt! and the dress. you will have to take me on one of your shopping excursions one of these days.
wow…jolly rancher soda. that’s pretty bad.
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cute outfit…your really making me jealous with all of these jetrag items lol
You look catwalk worthy here my dear!
I thought that I was the only one that thought Jolly Rancher in a bottle was super ridiculous. It really is sugar in a bottle.